Diagnosis: Second Opinion
Alright then! The doctor is in. Let's review your symptoms, shall we? You say you have a slightly runny nose whenever the Spring season comes around? Also, your eyes seem to get itchy when you frolic around in nature? Quite interesting! And sometimes you get sneezy around flowers? Hmm, this is quite intriguing.
Ah yes, I've seen this before many times. You have what we doctors call... the plague! What's that? Allergies, you say? No, quite impossible. It's definitel