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I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008. What I Like About You, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Funny Comebacks, Beer Quotes, Mum Quotes, Monday Quotes, Life Quotes, Thing 1
I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008.
The only multitasking I'm good at is watching TV while eating. Funny Inspirational Quotes, Humor Quotes, Housewife Quotes, Geek Lifestyle, Tv Funny, Funny Stuff, Funny Confessions, All The Things Meme
The only multitasking I'm good at is watching TV while eating.
#Confession: My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store. Done Quotes, Great Quotes, Super Power Quotes, Funny Jokes, Hilarious, Laughter The Best Medicine, Sometimes I Wonder
#Confession: My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store.
Nothing more attractive than a man who can actually hold a conversation. The Words, Zuko, Someecards, I Love To Laugh, Love You, I Hate Everyone, Dental Humor, Dental Hygiene
Nothing more attractive than a man who can actually hold a conversation.
You know, you can only play the victim just so many times before people start to figure out that maybe you're the problem! Sarcastic Quotes, True Quotes, Karma Quotes, Bff Quotes, Badass Quotes, Friend Quotes
You know, you can only play the victim just so many times before people start to figure out that maybe you're the problem!
“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place. Me Quotes, Momma Quotes, Hilarious Sayings, Bitchy Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Mother Quotes
“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.
Parenting+boys+is+not+for+sissys! Inspektor Gadget, No Kidding, E. E. Cummings, Whatcha Say, Youre My Person, Thats The Way, E Cards, What’s Going On
Parenting+boys+is+not+for+sissys!
lol...I have six days off!! :) Pathetic Quotes, Beach Quotes, Work Quotes, Day Off Work, Pokerface, Bohol
lol...I have six days off!! :)
Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes! Quotes To Live By, Crazy Quotes, Witch Quotes, Funny Ads, Truth Quotes
Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes!
And must be changed every 30 days. Oh, you entered it wrong twice? Go through these 50 steps and hand over your firstborn to reset.
And must be changed every 30 days. Oh, you entered it wrong twice? Go through these 50 steps and hand over your firstborn to reset.
It will affect your child forever Shop Man, Liar Quotes, Deadbeat Dad, Intj Personality, I Forgive You, And So It Begins, Ex Husbands
It will affect your child forever
Heather Doran-Veevers
Heather Doran-Veevers
Damned straight 80's kids! LoL Jokes, Belly Laughs, Thoughts
Damned straight 80's kids! LoL
Bean Styled
Bean Styled
Not only am I out of your league You're not even playing the same sport... Alexander Skarsgard, Cristian Grey, The Twilight Saga, Twilight Funny, I Don't Give A, Fifty Shades Of Grey, Arbonne
Not only am I out of your league You're not even playing the same sport...
Whoopass out the can Girly Quotes, Random Quotes, Awesome Quotes
Whoopass out the can
Theresa Murdock
Theresa Murdock
True. Queen Quotes
True.
As parents, our children are ALWAYS our children, even when they are full grown adults... Look At You, I Smile, Make Me Smile, Parent Quotes, Messages
As parents, our children are ALWAYS our children, even when they are full grown adults...
So true Couple Quotes, Wise Words, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
So true
Funny Workplace Ecard: I hate when cashiers ask Is that everything Im like Umm nope Id like all this invisible crap too. Best Ecards, Love Ecards, Smart Ass, Truth Hurts, Period Dramas
Funny Workplace Ecard: I hate when cashiers ask Is that everything Im like Umm nope Id like all this invisible crap too.
I'm sorry. I was under the impression that when you have kids, you should look after them yourself, not pawn them off to everyone else. Someecards Funny, Motivational Monday, Hard Quotes, Witty Quotes
I'm sorry. I was under the impression that when you have kids, you should look after them yourself, not pawn them off to everyone else.
Just because you popped a baby out of your vagina doesn't mean you can call yourself a mother. Actually caring for said child is required Ecard | someecards.com Happy Birthday Mom Quotes, Funny Happy Birthday Wishes, Birthday Humor, Birthday Crafts, Birthday Nails, Birthday Ideas, Birthday Parties, Birthday Sayings, Birthday Stuff
Just because you popped a baby out of your vagina doesn't mean you can call yourself a mother. Actually caring for said child is required Ecard | someecards.com
Being the bitter, jealous, controlling, crazy ex-wife is out, sweetie. Try being a loving mother to your children instead. Attitude Quotes, Crazy Ex Wife, Baby Momma Drama, Bitter Ex, Workshop, Step Parenting
Being the bitter, jealous, controlling, crazy ex-wife is out, sweetie. Try being a loving mother to your children instead.