Witty things to say

Things to say when you have nothing to say

Looking for a roundup of hilarious sarcasm quotes? Here they are. You're soooo welcome.

Just for a moment, try imagining a world where insults don’t exist, where everyone tells the truth, and nobody swears. Ever. Sounds pretty boring, doesn’t it? Nobody’s excusing being nasty to other people, but insults tell us a lot about our background, our culture, as well as our outlook on life. It’s just part of being a human being like poetry, music, and art. What’s more, insults, when done right, are the perfect way to show how witty and creative we can be.

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There are a few things that pretty much every person on earth wants to be, but at the top of the list, there are – rich, talented, and amazing at roasting their friends/mortal enemies. Unfortunately, [...]

Looking for funny ways to say shut up? From flirty to savage comebacks, discover hilarious ways to silence anyone—without sounding rude. Ready to laugh?

These brutal insults from @insultmedaddy are good. So good, in fact, that you'll probably want to bookmark this page so you can use them when you are at a loss for words.