Teacher jokes

Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious teacher jokes. From funny classroom anecdotes to witty punchlines, these jokes will bring a smile to any educator's face.
A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students.   "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.   A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."   The teacher, knowing how precious some children's... Teacher Humour, Humour, Funny Quotes, Funny Teacher Jokes, Teacher Humor, Teacher Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes For Adults, Silly Jokes

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some children’s stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard...

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Leonard
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class... “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”   No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will... Teacher Humour, 6th Grade Science, Science Jokes, Humour, Adult Jokes, Teacher Jokes, When Is Teachers Day, Teacher Humor, Teacher Quotes Funny

“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...

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John Melgarejo