Shark fun fact meme

shark fun fact: although sharks can eat spaghetti, it does not give them the same sensory experience it gives humans

shark fun fact: sharks don't watch movies and they don't know what a movie is. if they did they would unanimously decide that the best movie is cloudy with a chance of meatballs

shark fun fact: some sharks dream of being mermaids

shark fun fact: sharks don’t know about the 9/11 to my chemical romance to 50 shades of grey pipeline

shark fun fact: sharks can play golf, but instead of using their hands (they don't have any) they use their noses

despite their large mouths, whale sharks do not crave the sensory experience of eating a car

shark fun fact: sharks have incredible hearing. theoretically, they could listen to and enjoy hit armenian band, system of a down

shark fun fact: sharks cannot die in the same way elvis did (on the toilet)

although they havent seen the movie, sharks have seen the titanic in real life, and many saw the whole ordeal go down

shark fun fact: sharks would look sick as hell with piercings

shark fun fact: sharks cannot back into parking spaces

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