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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Lady, Humour, Clean Funny Jokes, Clean Jokes, Funny Mom Jokes, Garbage Bags, Clean Humor, Funny Work Jokes, Dirty Jokes

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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Ila Christensen
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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Adrian Horn
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Imagination has no limit. It just goes on and on. As much as the human brain can possibly explore, more imagination is given birth. One could literally imagine anything. For instance, imagine if we drank fire instead of water to satisfy our thirst and used water to burn gas. And maybe this does happen on

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A pastors wife goes to the fish market. She’s looking to make fillets for dinner and asks the guy behind the counter for a suggestion. “I’d recommend this right here, ma’am. It’s new to the market.” “What kind of fish is it?” She asks. “It’s dam fish, ma’am.” The pastors wife abruptly says. “How dare you use that kind of language around a Pastors wife!” The guy behind the counter calms her down and says. “No, no ma’am. This is a new breed of fish that live down at the local roller dam. So we ... Funny Puns, People, Humour, Fishing Humor, Joke Of The Day, Funny Jokes For Adults, Wife Humor, Wife Jokes, Good Jokes For Adults

She’s looking to make fillets for dinner and asks the guy behind the counter for a suggestion. “I’d recommend this right here, ma’am. It’s new to the market.” “What kind of fish is it?” She asks. “It’s dam fish, ma’am.” The pastors wife abruptly says. “How dare you use that kind of...

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