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an old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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a cartoon character saying mom time to wake up and go to school, so no i don

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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a black and white photo with the words, once there was a chicken who could breathe thru his butthole one day he sat down he died

Brighten your day with our classic, pun-filled dad jokes! Perfect for a good chuckle or an eye-rolling groan. Share the laughter and enjoy these timeless dad jokes with your family and friends. Remember, a dad joke a day keeps the boredom away! #dadjokes #millhornpress

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