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A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.   The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.   However, when the revellers saw the...

A nun needs to use the restroom and goes into Hooters. She asks if she can use the restroom and the bartender tells her there is a naked - joke of the day

A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman... | Jokes Of The Day

A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman... ... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the...

A guy goes into the US postal service to apply for a job – Jokes Of The Day

A guy goes into the US postal service to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "OK, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour." The interviewer...

Funny Clean Joke: The Teacher was trying to teach her kindergartners to use ‘big people’ words – Jokes Of The Day

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my...

In this post, you will read 20, funniest and best jokes ever. These are our top jokes. Enjoy reading them. Have fun! Smile more!

In this post, you will read 20, funniest and best jokes ever. These are our top jokes. Enjoy reading them. Have fun! Smile more!

A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up.   “I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table.   “If he takes the money, he’ll be a...

A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up. “I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money, he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey, he’ll be a wino, and...

Funny Corny Jokes for National Tell a Joke Day | Reader's Digest

No kidding: You're going to love this cheesy collection of puns and one-liners—they're ideal for celebrating National Tell a Joke Day on August 16.

Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past – Jokes Of The Day

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered.   Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday.   The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."   The...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a...

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