Humor quotes

If you're like most people, you respond with "Good" when someone asks how you're doing. Spice things up with witty and funny responses.

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been best friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor:...

Done? Fed up? Totally over it? This collection of sarcastic, funny quotes will come in handy for when you're SO finished dealing with people's crap today.

It's no secret that having a sense of humor is crucially important in life. A healthy sense of humor allows you to fill your days with positive emotions, heal you when you're feeling under the weather, and even nourish you with some health benefits. The simplest way to get your daily dose of dark humor is, of course, a nice list of dark humor memes.

Bitchcraft: The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

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When the world is getting you down, using sarcastic memes can help you laugh your way through life. And these sayings will help you get by with the best comebacks.

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Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I said them.