Funny stories for kids

One day an elephant wandered into a forest in search of friendsHe saw a monkey on a tree“Will you be my friend?” asked the elephant. #story, #funny

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

One day, two carrots were walking down the street... They were the best of friends

A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in a silver cage and fed it fruits and nuts and anything else the bird asked for, for the parrot was so clever it could engage in conversation. The parrot longed for freedom and often asked for it but the merchant would always reply...

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

An old, tired looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. The guy examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home. The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd...

Teacher Asks The Students What They Want To Be In Future (Funny Story) -

A teacher asks her class a math question and one of her students gives her the wrong answer. The reason for his answer is priceless... - funny short story

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand;“Today my best friend slapped me in the face.”They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.

An old half-blind lady by the name of Josephine was turning 91 years old... ... and decided to throw a birthday party together with her three dedicated sons. After her husband died, her sons were all she had. Ever since they were small, all three of the sons were real momma’s boys, and they...