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A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a […]

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems like she’s doing fine,...

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We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. ”I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that ab... #funny #joke #story

Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral.As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said: “Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.”“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Sadie, who leaned in close and lowered her voice to a whisper. “Tell me, how much did it really cost?”

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