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an old man and woman are going to their wedding in the same time as each other

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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a cartoon character saying mom time to wake up and go to school, so no i don

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

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a gray horse with its mouth open and the words, the 60 best dad jokes

I love to laugh and have fun with my kids and my wife. I am always trying out new Dad jokes to keep our family smiling. Today I decided I would share the Dad Jokes that are so funny that even my wife laughed at them. Dad Life Jokes for the whole family. These Dad Jokes will have you rolling on the ground or cutting your eyes in ridiculousness. Laugh a little today with these 60 amazing Dad Jokes!

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