Oh check it out Thompson-Harner - customized crochet hook handles out of clay! Do your hand hurts when you crochet? Make your hands more comfortable with this easy photo tutorial for making polymer clay crochet hook handles - Dabbles & Babbles
Cable poncho - this is a retail item ~ two rectangles, stitch to desired arm opening ~ stitch to form shoulders leaving a collar opening. pick up stitches for generous rolled collar . co slightly loosely! Hmm think this is doable!