Ronald Weasley! How dare you steal that car? I am absolutely disgusted! Your father's now facing an inquiry at work, and it's all your fault!
"Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But your sister just died so here's her baby."
Harry Potter -- "It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA" ~ Hermione Granger
This explanation for a girl's bathroom behavior. | 33 Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate
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Sorry Harry but that's an amazing comeback on Voldemorts part
"Draco" is actually Latin for dragon. If you look at the Hogwarts emblem, you'll see his name. The words mean, "never tickle a sleeping dragon"
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Hermione's sudden realization. | 33 Harry Potter Jokes Even Muggles Will Appreciate
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