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"I'm that person in the corner pretending to space out when I'm actually listening to every conversation around me within a ten yard radius"

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This is true because whn my mom tells me to wear something but i dont like that something and people conpliment me i start thinking about listening to my mom

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Or that one random thing that happened on that one specific day

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"Person: so...are you seeing anybody? Me: I have a cat. Person: cool, but that wasn't the question. Me: yes it was. relationships are for the weak. I have a cat. Person: but... Me: cat."

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"My sarcasm will probably get me killed. One day someone could hold a knife to me and I'd probably say "what are you gonna do, stab me?""

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✱☽ * ʎoɾ *☽ ✱

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"I have two moods: 1- constant panic and worrying about every little detail. 2- Yolo."

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Me: She clearly doesn't want to be your friend. Inner me: Keep agonizing while you wait for her to text back. She'll do it eventually.

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Me at the end of 2016 Vs. Me at the start of 2017

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I don't even have a Facebook so win win for me

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