My body is a 12 on a scale of 1 to 10 but my personality is a negative -46 (to the opposite sex). Of course, I think I'm great.

Naw, seriously Doc, I've had a hysterectomy, didn't you see that in my chart

Literally Just 100 Memes You'll Find Funny If You've Ever Been Single

Literally Just 100 Memes You'll Find Funny If You've Ever Been Single

When you're single AF

35 Hilariously Funny Sex Memes We Can't Get Enough Of

The best thing about being a single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours. Left. Right. Middle. Wherever.

17 Uplifting Quotes For People Who Are Single And LOVING It

The best thing about being a single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours.

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

When he thinks all you want is free food but he cant come to realize hes a self centered narcissistic dick.within the first 3 minutes of a sit down. I know your gonna screen shot it too bitch.

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