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Skyler :3Dude, you were so drunk last night! | How drunk? | First, you took one of my mum's pineapples and started ripping it apart with a knife yelling: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE SPONGEBOB!!! | Then, you found a sponge and yelled: WHAT'S THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!! Thus, ripping it apart... | Finally, you took our neighbour's pony, named it Pinkie Pie, and rode it around town singing the My Little Pony theme song... | Well shit...

Then he went to burger shot and yelled at the clerk, "whats your nam!" The clerk said, "Squidward haha" I said, " Give me the krabby pattie formula!

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33 of the Best "I Wasn't That Drunk" Texts

Ownage - JordanDude, you were so drunk last night.I wasn't that drunk!You threw Goldfish crackers at my carpet and yelled, 'SWIM, BITCHES, SWIM!

Funny drunk texts hahahahahah!!!!! :D

I would do that if I had the chance. Y'all better watch ur backs or I might jump out of ur closets

Funny drunk confessions

Funny drunk confessions

Best Remake Ever is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 33 of the Best "I Wasn't That Drunk" Texts

33 of the Best "I Wasn't That Drunk" Texts

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Other - TomHow drunk was IYou know that squirrel outside my house, the one that eats all the seeds from the bird feeder?YeahYou tried throwing it in my pool while screaming 'SANDY CHEEKS, BIKINI BOTTOM NEEDS YOU.

Ownage - ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling 'OH MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!'  Oh shit

Ownage & ZachDude how drunk was i last night?Well you climbed a tree yelling & MY GOD! look how big this piece of broccoli is!& Oh shit

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