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'I had nothing to do with my marriage failing.' -Every divorced man.

'I had nothing to do with my marriage failing.' -Every divorced man. At least mine said he's to blame!

And I couldn't agree more about my lousy ex. A man is only as good as his word, and he proved exactly how good he is by his actions in the end.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.

No good marriage has ever ended in divorce. {I guess you guys were right; the homewrecker did me a favour. Wasn't as 'good' as I thought. Laughter doesn't make a good marriage, after all.}

Divorce Is Good News

Louis CK: "Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true because no good marriage ever ended in divorce. That's never happened---THAT would be sad.

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Lazy Friday Inspiration ~ from Robin Williams

Rest in Peace, Robin Williams. "I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. the worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone." Robin Williams Lessons Learned in Life

If Jennifer Aniston can get over Brad fucking Pitt, you can get over that asshole.

If Jennifer Aniston can get over Brad fucking Pitt, you can get over that asshole. Now hes a registered sex offender. Thank god im rid of him.

#divorce #humor #trashthedress

Free, Breakup Ecard: The difference between a divorce and a circumcision? With a divorce you get rid of the whole dick!

Lol, he prob does call me crazy. I must've learned something from him. Normal ppl don't think I'm crazy, they wonder how i survived everything you did to me. #ex #free #relieved

The Narcissist, the Ex, and the New Girlfriend – The Art of Triangulation