How will Sheldon die?
Totally moving in!
My roommate is on a date and said he's convinced she's coming home with him. I've covered his room in Justin bieber posters. Now we wait
Seriously. Would a gently shoulder shake be too much to ask for?
Martin Spooner King
Sheldon's roommate agreement
Hold yourself to the same standards you hold your roommate to.
When I'm home alone, I rap to my roommate's Guinea pig and call it "my pigga"
Whispers on Animals & Pets
Don't question the cat, Margaret
Things That Make Me Laugh