Hold yourself to the same standards you hold your roommate to.
"Hey mon, when do i know this is done?" "About five minutes before it looks like that."
Totally moving in!
My roommate is on a date and said he's convinced she's coming home with him. I've covered his room in Justin bieber posters. Now we wait
Things I would do...
ROOMMATES!!! Story of my life.
I got a nerf gun to pester my roommate. He got one to pester me. Today we had a 2 hour nerf war in the living room. Im fucking 22.
Face your fear. #imgur
Grief, this when certain people will NOT stop putting stupid comments on my pins, but if you try to correct their ignorance, they assume you want to chatter. For hours. Stay quiet...stay quiet..