I actually do carry a knife in my purse so i'm gonna use this excuse lol
Mixed vegetables with freezer burn
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All kidding aside, if you're out in the wilderness, or the zombie apocalypse, carry at least one knife with you. It's not only for defending yourself. A knife is in many ways your most important survival tool, and it is for a reason.
Skinny people are harder to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake
Bawahahahaha. Cake Humor
Maybe just a slice... not anything like an uppercut though
Tara, I'm going to bake this for your birthday. lmao
Hahaha! Congratulations Travis... Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR?! haha!