I want to find a job where im paid to eat cake!

I want to find a job where im paid to eat cake!

I actually do carry a knife in my purse so i'm gonna use this excuse lol

I actually do carry a knife in my purse so i'm gonna use this excuse lol

Mixed vegetables with freezer burn

Mixed vegetables with freezer burn

Top 50 Funniest Jokes and Humor Quotes #Jokes #Humor #Hilarious | Quotes and Humor

Top 50 Funniest Jokes and Humor Quotes #Jokes #Humor #Hilarious | Quotes and Humor

All kidding aside, if you're out in the wilderness, or the zombie apocalypse, carry at least one knife with you. It's not only for defending yourself. A knife is in many ways your most important survival tool, and it is for a reason.

All kidding aside, if you're out in the wilderness, or the zombie apocalypse, carry at least one knife with you. It's not only for defending yourself. A knife is in many ways your most important survival tool, and it is for a reason.

Skinny people are harder to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake

Skinny people are harder to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake

Bawahahahaha.  Cake Humor

Bawahahahaha. Cake Humor

Maybe just a slice... not anything like an uppercut though

Maybe just a slice... not anything like an uppercut though

Tara, I'm going to bake this for your birthday. lmao

Tara, I'm going to bake this for your birthday. lmao

Hahaha! Congratulations Travis... Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR?! haha!

Hahaha! Congratulations Travis... Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR?! haha!

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