Ladies and gentlemen your seatbelt opens like this and closes like this, an invaluable lesson for those of you who have never been in a car. Furthermore, your life preserver is under your seat and that is where I suggest it stay, considering the only body of water between here and our destination is a backyard swimming pool in Daventry.

14 Actual Announcements By Flight Attendants. This Is How It Should Be.

Ladies and gentlemen your seatbelt opens like this and closes like this, an invaluable lesson for those of you who have never been in a car. Furthermore, your life preserver is under your seat and that is where I suggest it stay, considering the only body of water between here and our destination is a backyard swimming pool in Daventry.

No matter what SOMEONE will always complain.  #airline #humor

No matter what SOMEONE will always complain. #airline #humor

Airline humor...

Airline humor...

Keep shouting and you'll find yourself on NO flight.

Keep shouting and you'll find yourself on NO flight.

hahahahhaha Trueeeee story

hahahahhaha Trueeeee story

Yes will unload a metal tube with metal equipment whilst in a lightening strike.... Baggage delays...angry mob of 2000 pax... yipee

Yes will unload a metal tube with metal equipment whilst in a lightening strike.... Baggage delays...angry mob of 2000 pax... yipee

Jetlagged Comic is a cartoon for flight crews. Written and drawn from the perspective of a flight attendant, the gags poke harmless fun at the otherwise daunting and often confusing travel industry (most of us stews still don’t quite … Continue reading →

Jetlagged Comic is a cartoon for flight crews. Written and drawn from the perspective of a flight attendant, the gags poke harmless fun at the otherwise daunting and often confusing travel industry (most of us stews still don’t quite … Continue reading →

I do not care if you are a Silver, Gold, Platinum or Diamond Medallion. Right now you are acting like a Cubic Zirconia.

I do not care if you are a Silver, Gold, Platinum or Diamond Medallion. Right now you are acting like a Cubic Zirconia.

These Real Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers Will Leave You In Stitches

These Real Exchanges Between Pilots And Control Towers Will Leave You In Stitches

Merry Christmas wherever you may be!

Merry Christmas wherever you may be!

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