Dane cook, I'm just workin for the man upstairs!!! I say this all the time!
Some of Dane Cook's funniest quotes.
Do not sneeze on Dane Cook
Oprah according to Dane Cook
Dane Cook destroyes the Atheist belief - Dane Cook jokes - http://lovestandup.com/dane-cook/dane-cook-destroyes-the-atheist-belief-dane-cook-jokes/
And at that moment i realized, i didn't want to do a b and e, I just wanted to kick down a door
I love me some Dane Cook!
Bust a gut at his Vicious Circle...even though the language is a little salty....ok....it's ALOT salty...but he's so stinkin' funny!
Dane Cook (Hit by Car)
Hahaha! I say god bless I don't say bless you - I'm not The Lord I can't do that! Haha