This is so damn true. I am not and never was stupid nor blind to things you were doing. I was foolishly in love with you despite all the lies you told me and I called you out on on which you would continue to deny. I am smarter than you think!
Whatever excuse you need. We're not here to judge.
My Grandma Massey used to always tell me: The wise old owl sat in the oak. The more he heard, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he learned. Why can't I be like that wise old bird! Wonder why I love owls so much? =)