People talk about having an inner child. I don't. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at 8pm.
When I'm an old lady I'm going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down.
no feeble old ladies here
US IN A FEW YEARS . HAHAHA
Crap. The old lady fell and she can't get up. Who's gonna feed me now?
Old Ladie BFF's CANT WAIT! _Vision Board_
Because you can never go wrong with too many emergency snacks