if me and him get together this would be us i think
White trash fuck clown is my new favorite insult<< I've actually used pompous crotch hammer before, I was roleplaying as karkat
Funny Nick Names for your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, or Spouse - LADYMERMAID.com
This post gave me cancer
Arthur...a man of many names, thanks to Merlin.
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Cute and Funny Nicknames for Couples
Half Past Get Out print by Niagara
Most bunny parents will greet their bunnies in the morning by calling them by a funny nickname or even sing them a little song!
I feel like some partners are 'frodo my lad' partners, and some are 'aragorn son of arathorn' partners. But both in one?