"Tried to propose to my girlfriend today. I got her a custom lollipop that said "Marry Me?". She was supposed to see it, then see me on my knee. Instead, she just ate it and asked me why I was kneeling"
I guess it's his wife.
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I'm going to do this with my girlfriend, she won't see it coming.