FredDude you were so drunk last night! | The hell? What did I do? | You ran out of my closet and screamed 'I'm back from Narnia!' | Then you saw some girl in a white dress and asked her 'How did you escape from Narnia you evil witch?' | Damn dude who was she? | My sister!
The tooth fairy was a little drunk last night...bahahaha!
I got a lil drunk last night
RyanDude you were so drunk last night! | What!? Was not! | U picked up my little sister and shook her saying 'dora! How did you get out of t...
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Drunk DUDEYou were so drunk last night! | No I was NOT! | DUDE! YOU RAN AROUND MY HOUSE CUTTING MY PINEAPPLES OPEN SAYING 'SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE!' | sure..... | and THEN.. You took my cat, put it in your pillow and said 'ITS A PILLOW, ITS A PET.. ITS A PILLOW PET! :)' and the your girlfriend hit you with a frying pan | HOLY SHIT!
Ownage - JordanDude, you were so drunk last night.I wasn't that drunk!!!You threw Goldfish crackers at my carpet and yelled, 'SWIM, BITCHES, SWIM!!!'...Oh.
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I wasn’t that drunk last night! Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story!