Ой, а откуда же Елена Викторовна всё знает? И про котёнка, которого мы вчера за пианино спрятали, и про ветку фикуса в гардеробе, сломанную в субботу после занятий (это же не я, это девчонки противные из старшей группы сделали!), и про пятна от шоколадного мороженного на концертных костюмах (подумаешь, всего-то три пятнышка, их даже и не видно почти), и вообще всё-всё-всё! Она что, волшебница? Или в шапке-невидимке ходит и за нами приглядывает?

Ой, а откуда же Елена Викторовна всё знает? И про котёнка, которого мы вчера за пианино спрятали, и про ветку фикуса в гардеробе, сломанную в субботу после занятий (это же не я, это девчонки противные из старшей группы сделали!), и про пятна от шоколадного мороженного на концертных костюмах (подумаешь, всего-то три пятнышка, их даже и не видно почти), и вообще всё-всё-всё! Она что, волшебница? Или в шапке-невидимке ходит и за нами приглядывает?

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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I'm sure you are very popular. Whore behaviors. Lol. She only hangs out with guys right?

I'm sure you are very popular. Whore behaviors. Lol. She only hangs out with guys right?

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You are like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches you but, nobody really wants you.

You are like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches you but, nobody really wants you.

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Black Friday is two days away. Today is Apocalypse Wednesday at the grocery store.

Black Friday is two days away. Today is Apocalypse Wednesday at the grocery store.

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Seriously! Going after a fat ugly bitch going through her midlife crisis is a real downgrade... Especially when he says she's not as 'good' as I ever was. Hahaha!

Seriously! Going after a fat ugly bitch going through her midlife crisis is a real downgrade... Especially when he says she's not as 'good' as I ever was. Hahaha!

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Trash bag. Desperate, pathetic, obsessed with someone else's ex as well as your own. Winner.

Trash bag. Desperate, pathetic, obsessed with someone else's ex as well as your own. Winner.

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I love your outfit, did it come with a pole?   I CANNOT WAIT TO SAY THIS TO PEOPLE! we could also say street corner.

I love your outfit, did it come with a pole? I CANNOT WAIT TO SAY THIS TO PEOPLE! we could also say street corner.

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Perfect for that big toothed, knuckle draggin, home wrecker

Perfect for that big toothed, knuckle draggin, home wrecker

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My boyfriend said he is beginning to feel violated by your skank stares and proximity stench. Please go be desperate elsewhere.

My boyfriend said he is beginning to feel violated by your skank stares and proximity stench. Please go be desperate elsewhere.

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