(The Opposite) - "You know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables....that turns into a coffee table."

(The Opposite) - "You know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables....that turns into a coffee table."

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coffee table books: Pascal Campion, 300 moments

coffee table books: Pascal Campion, 300 moments

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(The Opposite) - KRAMER: You see the beauty of my book is, if you don't have a coffee table, it turns into a coffee table!  [Kramer takes a sip of coffee, then spits it out all over Kathy Lee's dress]  REGIS: We'll be right back.

(The Opposite) - KRAMER: You see the beauty of my book is, if you don't have a coffee table, it turns into a coffee table! [Kramer takes a sip of coffee, then spits it out all over Kathy Lee's dress] REGIS: We'll be right back.

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(The Opposite) - [Kramer’s coffee table book about coffee tables is finally going to be published, and he goes on Regis and Kathie Lee to promote it.]

(The Opposite) - [Kramer’s coffee table book about coffee tables is finally going to be published, and he goes on Regis and Kathie Lee to promote it.]

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(The Opposite) - REGIS : Can I bring out our next guest now?  KATHY LEE : Please.  REGIS: Young guy, he's got a new book coming out, it's a coffee table book about coffee tables!       KATHY LEE: I love his hair. REGIS: Kramer. Where did you come up with this idea?  KRAMER: : Actually, this is a true story. I was skiing at the time.  REGIS: When I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill myself, and you're writing books!  KRAMER : Yeah, well, now you kids don't go out and try that. You stay…

(The Opposite) - REGIS : Can I bring out our next guest now? KATHY LEE : Please. REGIS: Young guy, he's got a new book coming out, it's a coffee table book about coffee tables! KATHY LEE: I love his hair. REGIS: Kramer. Where did you come up with this idea? KRAMER: : Actually, this is a true story. I was skiing at the time. REGIS: When I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill myself, and you're writing books! KRAMER : Yeah, well, now you kids don't go out and try that. You stay…

(The Opposite) - KRAMER: I'm starting the book tour! First stop - Regis and Kathie Lee! JERRY: You're going on Regis and Kathie Lee? KRAMER: Oh, you better believe it. JERRY: I'll loan you my puffy shirt.

(The Opposite) - KRAMER: I'm starting the book tour! First stop - Regis and Kathie Lee! JERRY: You're going on Regis and Kathie Lee? KRAMER: Oh, you better believe it. JERRY: I'll loan you my puffy shirt.

(The Opposite) - "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."

(The Opposite) - "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."

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(The Opposite) "If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite, would have to be right."

(The Opposite) "If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite, would have to be right."

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(The Opposite) - "I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party."

(The Opposite) - "I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party."

(The Opposite) - GEORGE: Wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing’s ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of 'on toast'. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted...and a cup of tea. ELAINE: Well, there’s no telling what can happen from this. JERRY: You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna. Salmon is the opposite of tuna, 'cuz salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it. GEORGE: Good for the tuna.

(The Opposite) - GEORGE: Wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Nothing’s ever worked out for me with tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of 'on toast'. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted...and a cup of tea. ELAINE: Well, there’s no telling what can happen from this. JERRY: You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna. Salmon is the opposite of tuna, 'cuz salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it. GEORGE: Good for the tuna.

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