I've been looking for this.. River's timeline and the doctor's, meeting points in respect to linear time. Brilliant!
You'd need a flowchart to understand River and the Doctor's confusing timelines - so we made one
Finally somebody plotted it out
River Song's Timeline. Watch in this order if you'd like to see River's journey in Doctor Who
River song's perception of her timeline with the doctor, This is what they show...Mind you there may be other options
River Song and the Doctor were quoting eachother
River Song everybody. I think she should've said spoilers just to mess with him. He probably would've just flashed her that cheeky smile if she said that!:')
Oh the River Song feels ...Your story rips my heart out every..single...time i think about it